Oh my god if you’re going to judge someone’s cosplay you better learn your fucking shit because this is Duela Dent you goddamn assholes.
AHAHAHA
Perpetually laughing over the fact that “real gamer/comic book nerd” males keep insulting women for cosplaying things they’ve never even heard of
who’s the “fake geek” now, fuckers?
-gigglesnort-
Beyond the lies, beneath the deception, the truth will surface.
Magnolia Pictures has debuted the trailer for the chilling Sundance documentary Blackfish, directed Gabriela Cowperthwaite, about orcas in captivity.
Holy shit.
OKAY, WE NEED TO REBLOG THE FUCK OUT OF THIS. EVEN IF YOU’RE NOT AN ANIMAL PERSON, YOUR FOLLOWERS NEED TO SEE THIS. ESPECIALLY DURING THE HEIGHT OF VACATION SEASON. DO NOT SUPPORT SEA PARKS WITH CAPTIVE WHALES. IT’S NOT ENVIRONMENTAL PROPAGANDA (I can’t believe I even used those words) IT’S A REAL ISSUE AND IT’S NOT A MATTER OF PROOF, IT’S A MATTER OF COVERING IT UP AND IGNORING
Okay let me tell you some shit about Orcas I found out while doing a report on them
Orcas are smart ass mother fuckers. In the wild they hunt fish in pods so they can create a net of bubbles to capture fish and then eat them. They also hunt in pods so they can create waves to knock seals off of ice flows. Orcas are so smart they form societies based on their ancestry so they can care for their young and survive.The entire ocean is full of orcas that are smart enough to distinguish between humans and actual prey. And I know this because ORCAS HAVE NEVER KILLED HUMANS IN THE WILD. NEVER. THESE ANIMALS ARE SO SMART THEY KNOW AFTER A QUICK GLANCE THAT “HEY THAT’S NOT A SEAL. THAT’S NOT SOMETHING I WANT TO EAT, IT’S A GROSS HUMAN”
GUESS WHAT ELSE, MOTHERFUCKER? THE ONLY KNOWN DEATHS FROM ORCA ATTACKS HAVE BEEN IN CAPTIVITY.
WE HUMANS TOOK THESE MAGNIFICENT CREATURES FROM THEIR HOMES AND PUT THEM IN THE EQUIVALENT OF A BATHTUB AND THEN WE GET UPSET WHEN THEY ATTACK US. IT’S NOT THE WHALES FAULT.
AND YOU KNOW THOSE “CUTESY” FLOPPED OVER FINS? THAT’S ACTUALLY CAUSED BY THE TANKS BEING SO SHALLOW AND ROUND. IN THE WILD ORCAS CAN GO THOUSANDS OF FEET DEEP AND THE WATER PRESSURE IS WHAT KEEPS THE FINS UP, BUT IN THE TANKS THE WHALE IS STUCK SWIMMING IN A CIRCLE SO IT DEVELOPS A CRIPPLED FIN.
SO DON’T EVER TELL ME WHALES IN CAPTIVITY IS A GOOD THING, BECAUSE YOU’RE WRONG MOTHERFUCKER.
SOURCES SO YOU CAN VERIFY THAT THIS SHIT IS TRUE.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Killer_whale_attacks_on_humans
http://thisisplanetocean.blogspot.com/2013/03/why-collapsed-dorsal-fin.html
http://www.nature.com/news/2007/071214/full/news.2007.380.html
http://animals.nationalgeographic.com/animals/mammals/killer-whale/
Best goddam thing I’ve ever read
I’m…. Casually going on over 36,000 notes guys….
I think that Plumbthroat is the most misunderstood Squiddle, especially by the fandom.
I mean, not only was he the first Squiddle to harness the power of friendship, he saved Berryboo from the seaweed trench in episode 13, season 5
however, people are just like “aww, poor petite Princess Berryboo” when actually it was her own stupidity that led her to become entangled in the trench, for not listening to her mother, and Plumbthroat had to risk his life to save her, and he didn’t even get a medal of friendship.
He’s just seen as some shallow squiddle who can’t do anything but cry and get stuck in things and always needs his friends to bail him out and that bothers me
Wasn’t it Plumbthroat’s fault Princess Berryboo went to the trench anyway? If it hadn’t been for him telling her that Kiwimari was waiting for her then Berryboo wouldn’t have gone in the first place.
But I guess you can say she deserved it for not inviting Plumbthroat to her party. That was pretty rude.
I just want to know why nobody’s talking about the two cartoon squids fucking in the upper right hand corner of this image.
they aren’t fucking they are tangle buddies you uncivilized doodoohead
god have you even watched the show
superlockedhogwartianinthetardis:
Are we ever even taught how to play rock paper scissors or are we just born with the ability to do so?
Silent moment of realisation HOLY SHIT
Ok, so I was watching Peppa Pig and well……this is one of tHE BEST MOMENTS EVER. I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING
SHE JUSST HANGS UP ON HER
I saw this the other day and laughed for good 10 minutes. Just…Peppa’s face, I can’t. A+
i don’t get how other countries have these really strict school uniform rules
and
then
there’s
German
students
not
giving
a
single
fuck
i can literally tell which one of my family members is coming up the stairs or walking about the house just from their footsteps
I didnt have to hesitate for a moment to reblog this after I read it.
OWNED
forever reblog, scum
love you maddie
Get it gurl
babies cry because they know how much debt they’re going to be in once they graduate from college
“Can I ask you though, on the topic of child stardom and Hollywood prototypes and stereotypes, you never became a diva.”
A photo of the rare dabadeedabatiger.
this rare species of tiger has the rare pigment “dabadeedabadie” derived from a blue world
scientists have proven that all day and all night and everything he sees is just blue like him inside and outside
the advantage of having friends that dont have tumblr is you can tell them jokes you found on tumblr
